You're Not The Man For Me

After having been single for the past year (or more) I find myself acting like a walking matrimonial website. It is the strangest thing, and to be honest, slightly horrifying. When I go out I find myself, quite subconsciously I might add, scouting the crowd for a nice, eligible bachelor.
However, something seems to be wrong with my antenna because while I find bachelors without any hassle, the 'eligible' part still seems to be a little elusive.
I have managed to find this past year, the short, the thin, the creepy, the clingy, the obnoxious, the conceited, the two-timers, the liars, the poorly endowed, the bad-in-bed and even the downright strange.
They were not all bad, quite a few of them shared some very good times with me, but when did it get so difficult to just meet a nice guy??? Someone who, if he is charming and witty and interesting is not poorly endowed or bad in bed! Or someone who, if he is amazing in bed is not a lying, two-timing, obnoxious, conceited pig!
I'm starting to have new respect for these matrimonial and dating websites. It is just too exhausting, time consuming and expensive for a lot of people to keep going out there to meet someone. I guess these websites are like a police line up and you just gotta pick your guy..:) Well, maybe not that simple..
But I ve come to the conclusion, the only time it is easy to meet a guy is when you are in school or university, when you have all these men coming to one place every day, seeing the same people every day, and the sheer numbers indicate that something has to give. And throw some raging hormones in there and you've got something for everyone.
Me? Well, since I'm no longer in school, and university is some time away, I think I'm going to change tactics. I'm going to use reverse psychology on myself and hope that if I no longer want it, or look for it, it will hit me dead in the eye... One can always hope..:)